First post, yo

I am writing a long, digusting, probably cliche work, and I am actually making decent progress on it. Will I ever post it? Who knows. In the meantime, here is a short thing I dreamed up while I was brushing my teeth.

Title: An Extended Metaphor
Author: sekrit_omg
Pairing: Stan/Kyle
Rating: G
Summary: In what way, exactly, is Kyle like a bicycle?
Word count: 317

( Cut. )

And then I cross-posted it everywhere.