i will think of something clever for here later

Title: Fake Hipsters (13/14)
Rating: R overall; this chapter, PG13
Pairing: Stan/Kyle; various
Summary: You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan.


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Title: Fake Hipsters (11/?)
Rating: R overall; this chapter, PG
Pairing: Stan/Kyle; various
Summary: You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan.


In this much-delayed chapter: Phone calls! Cold, hard benches! And the resolution to a minor storyline!

 

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Title: Fake Hipsters (9/not a ton more)
Author: sekrit_omg
Rating: R
Pairing: Stan/Kyle; others
Summary: You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan.


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Title: Fake Hipsters (7/?)
Author: sekrit_omg, that's me!
Rating: R
Pairing: Stan/Kyle; others
Summary: You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan.
Note: I DID NOT MEAN FOR THIS TO TAKE THREE MONTHS SORRY DON'T HATE ME.

Okay, I think I earned some pizza.

(  Hi, rapist.  )

Console yourself about life's many upsets with this:


Title: Fake Hipsters (5/?)
Author: sekrit_omg
Rating: R
Pairing: Many delicious pairings to sample at this buffet of cartoon fanfic
Summary: You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan.
Note: Thanks to moondarri again. I'm so sorry I'm inept at posting things in a timely manner.

( The next morning wasn’t too bright; in the sky hung dense gray clouds, and in the streets carbon slush was drooling toward the gutters.  )

Title: Fake Hipsters (3/?)
Author: sekrit_omg
Rating: This chapter, PG13
Pairing: S/K; others
Summary: You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan.
Note: moondarri has been beta-reading this, and I am very grateful.

( One hour after the first guest (Clyde, like it mattered) arrived, Stan was well on his way to his ultimate goal of being massively fucked-up. )

Sooooo, the deal with this is that I have been writing it for like a year, and I don't really know if it's good or if I shouldn't just quit, but I actually think the later chapters are somewhat better, if you don't quit the fandom by the time I actually get there. And by you I mean you, the South Park gay porn reader. And no one gives a shit about anything I write, really, so I might as well post this while I'm bored and putting off doing my homework.

It's kind of an experiment in writing a fic not comprised of 15,000-word chapters.

Anyway, buckle in, because it's time for:

Title: Fake Hipsters (1/?)
Author: sekrit_omg 
Rating: R
Pairing: S/K; others are a surprise
Summary:  You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan.