Fic rec

[sekritomg]

I rarely do this, but I'm not even finished reading this story and I have to rec it. It just has that certain, um ... here's an excerpt:

Stan introduces two new songs, “I’m Not In Love With Him, But He’ll Do Until You Get a Clue” and, “You’re Not Straight, You Just Haven’t Let Me Suck Your Dick Yet.”

“We have officially become the faggiest band on earth.” Cartman groans as he watches Stan and Butters go over the music while Butters flat irons his hair.

“Faggier than Panic! At the Disco getting fucked by all of Warped tour... all of Warped tour for the past five years.” Kenny groans.

“Dude, Butters is the lead singer, what did you expect? Be glad he doesn’t just suck Stan off for the closing number.” Kyle doesn’t look up from his iPod.

Kenny and Cartman just glare Kyle.

Comments

[destrokker.livejournal.com]

I'm skimming through it right now, and it totally looks worth my time. I'm actually really excited to read this. I haven't read any fanfic in SUCH a long time. Almost two months. Fuck, man.

Thanks for posting this! MAYBE IT WILL SHINE SOME LIGHT INTO THE WORLD.

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

I hate it when people write one thoroughly decent story and then move on with their lives. No, what are you doing? Come back here and write me gay fan porn!

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

(Also, if I updated something, would you read it?)

[destrokker.livejournal.com]

JUST FINISHED READING IT.

Oh, man. Thanks for recommending it. I think I was smiling like a fucking dork the entire time. There's some really epic lines in that fic. I'm actually surprised how much I enjoyed it. Totally saving it for when I need moar laughs.

WELL, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU AND YOUR STORIES. Of course, I suck so bad these days, and I STILL haven't read the two chapters of your "Fake Hipsters" story, but then again, I haven't read anything so yeah. But, I'd seriously try... because I love you.

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

I know, it actually worked for some reason, despite all the things working against it. Ich konne fruhstuck.

...

OH MY GOD, YOU'RE TOTALLY LEAVING THE FANDOM. Goodbye, Bianca. When you get arrested for being a pedo, I'll say to my awkward German landlady, "I knew her when it was all theoretical. Also she never read this story I wrote about hipsters, and it was actually good."

[destrokker.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, YOU DISCOVERED MY SECRET PLAN. No, really you did. Because there is, admittedly, a part of me that's trying to wean myself off of fanfic. But, aside from that, I also really can't find the time to sit down and read it. It's all very frightening. HOW AM I GOING TO LIVE? Fanfic got me through, like, life.

That sounds pretty cool, though. Make sure to tell your landlady that I used to eat Corn Pops for breakfast every day. But only the specially-marked boxes kind with the little prizes inside. You know, to lure the children to me and stuff.

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

This makes me really sad.

[destrokker.livejournal.com]

Come here, baby. I'll make it better.

But wait, no, don't be sad. I can pretend to read fanfic and leave people really vague reviews, like: "The dialogue between Character A and Character B certainly reflects the struggles they've endured during the previous scene, and it alludes to the complications they shall face in the upcoming chapters where things will only get tougher due to your brilliant ability to form sentences with deep description. P.S. -- PLZ UPDATE SOON!!111111"

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

Er, that's okay.

[destrokker.livejournal.com]

Hmmph! Fine, I see how it is. I'll just take my fake reviews elsewhere, then.

[moondarri.livejournal.com]

i feel like this is exactly my sort of thing. south park & faggy bands, sweet.

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

I kinda thought so!

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

I also hope you appreciate all the typos this author never edited out.

[burnawayy.livejournal.com]

I am soooo going to read this once I finish my boring real life shit.

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

It will take like 10 minutes, sadly, 'cause it's not that long.

[burnawayy.livejournal.com]

Okay. I almost peed my pants reading this.
I cannot even pick a favorite part.

God, I usually get so turned off from a fic if someone other than Kyle is sucking Stan off. But this was hilarious enough for me to get over that.

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

And it kind of ends on a S/K note, anyway. And Stan is pretty clearly thinking about Kyle while Butters blows him.

[eishitz.livejournal.com]

May I ask how did you find this? The author doesn't seem to have written anything else SP related.

Also, thanks for recommending this! Best fic I've read in a while, even with typos and everything.

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

It's linked to here: http://community.livejournal.com/ship_manifesto/217097.html#cutid1

That post probably deserves its own discussion.