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I hate when people quit fandom. It makes me feel miserable and I like, don't know why.

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If you ever quit I'll kill you.

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Bitch, if you don't want to play anymore at least leave the toys. Like, her stories were really good.

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RIGHT? Like when babyhip shut her site down, I didn't do anything but pace around my house for a day.

What fics did this chick do?

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"Nasal Strips." Just "Nasal Strips," one of my favorite fics ever. And "Terribly Afar." I'm so sad. Foodstamp would have saved it if anyone did. I'm so counting on this.

Edited Date: 2009-10-28 04:47 (UTC)

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WHAT! I LOVED "NASAL STRIPS!" That is such ass, man. I've heard of "Terribly Afar", but I don't think I've ever read it.

God. I need to start saving every good fic I read. As soon as I get my new laptop I'm making a folder for them.

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I KNOW I KNOW. Why would someone deprive people of fan fic? It's not like your Christian name and Social Security number are on the damn story. It's just, like, is fan fiction supposed to be about sharing a story with people who love the fandom, or sucking your own cock? Because I think people who take down their own stories are sort of doing the latter.

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Most people are only in fandom to suck their own cock right off the bat, anyway, I think. The backbone of any fandom is popularity, and once you pull yourself out of it, there's no point for your work to be on display anymore cause you're not gaining anything. THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO HEARTS.

I'll never take down my work. I think it'd be so cool to come back twenty years from now and be like, "Woah, I remember doing that."

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I DIDN'T SAVE IT. I'M SO SORRY.

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Aw, crap?! No one's supposed to quit this! You're in this for life, man.

I only have "The Only Shape", sorry.

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http://thequarterdane.livejournal.com/

There. Now you're obligated to do me sexual favours.

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Don't be sorry to me, be sorry to ... well, really that bitch should be sorry for deleting her shit. What a bitch.

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YES YES I AM

HOW DID YOU FIND THIS

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I'm in this crap for life, apparently. Like, why take down things? Why not just leave them?

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What weirds me out is that sucking your own cock is no fun. What's fun is letting other people suck your sock, and how are you going to have that happen if you cut your dick off? I know this was a really out-there metaphor but it seems to fit. Ugh, don't tell me I have to vacuum again.

Right on, Burnawayy! Imagine, 20 years from now some kid is going to look at your work and still be awed. That's why you have to stay in this game to win it. It's about gratifying other people.

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I've just become really paranoid. If one of my favorite authors ever takes down their stuff, I'll die. Like, seriously.

I'm going to be up all night saving fic now.

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Google is your friend.

Lame, I know. It would've been better if I had told you I broke into CIA's databank or something, but no.

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Ughhhhhhh, I knew I should have Googled.

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Sorry, I didn't mean to make you paranoid! Or lose any sleep! (But, yeah saving is probably a good idea.)

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Because people don't like seeing the "embarrassing mistakes" they did when they were young? Or something. That's my theory, at least. I'm very, very grateful my first fics aren't on the internet anymore.

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But it's not like [your real name] made these things. Eishi did.

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No, no. I think that is a perfect metaphor. It's funny, and it's god damn true. People on the internet are douche bags.

EXACTLY!! I'm happy to be making other people happy. Fuck popularity in the ear.
AUGH! I am so excited to start posting again!!

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Ugh, I won't stand for you dissing my close personal friends, everyone on the internet. How dare you. We'll just go over here and suck everyone else's cock.

Baby, you make me so happy, I'm gonna post some Kyle-without-eyes for you. In like a week. Or when I finish it. Ugh, now I need a shower.

SO, LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE. The best "Poker Face" ever, or just one of the best?

Really, I missed you. So much.

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WELL YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. I'll only ever suck your cock, Sekrit. What kind of whore do you think I am?

OMG EYELESS!KYLE. I remember that. I can't wait to read it someday. No, I can't wait to try mpreg again. I know I can do better this time!!
Also. Showering is for losers, and you're no loser.

It was the best EVER. Mostly because I don't like the song to begin with, but when Cartman sings it...mmmm. Also, I love Kyle's way outdated cell phone. That was cute. AND STAN AND HOW HE LOVES ANIMALS AWWWW.

Really?? I MISSED YOU, TOO. SO MUCH. LET'S CELEBRATE! We should play a game. Let's play who can find the crappiest fic game.

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Ugh, you'd better remember that, because 25 pages of it is sitting on my computer waiting to be finished for you. Dude, I get no DeviantArt updates anymore. No one is drawing.

I KNOW I KNOW. I think my favorite part was when Cartman was like, "Me and Kenny don't give two shits about whales," and you could hear that Stan was starting to cry. HIS CARTOON 9-YEAR-OLD SADNESS TOUCHED ME.

Ugh, that game is either way too easy or way too hard. Let's play take a shower and then stay up too late writing fic. Ready?

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I AM ECSTATIC. I AM. I PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL HAVE ART UP BY THE MIDDLE OF THIS WEEKEND. What the fuck, fandom?? GOD. I'm sorry.

I like that it was implied that Kyle didn't have Stan's number on his cell, because he was all like, "Hello? Stan?" Or maybe he was playing hard to get, that dirty girl. Stan likes it.
WAIT. Stan is still nine, right? He didn't turn ten? I'm so curious about this.

OKAY fine. You play that game, and I'll play the draw fanart game. READY SET GO.

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THAT EXCITES ME YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Aw, I just blackmailed someone else into doing my bidding. Awwww.

No, of course Stan's number is on Kyle's cell; it's that Stan was calling from a Japanese phone. Obviously Kyle only keeps his cell phone next to him at all times because he's waiting for Stan to call.

I feel like he didn't really turn anything (although I wish he were 10 because that's one year closer to legit gayness). In most cartoons with negative continuity characters have birthdays but never turn anything. Logistically if he's in fourth grade he should be turning 10 on every birthday.

I showered!

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Yeah, but it's still... kinda... another personality of me, and I'm responsible for the stupid things she/me has done. Though, with SP, I'm not worried. I'll just leave everything as it is, if I some day lose interest. I was just stupid enough to post my first fics under my real name. I never want to be eleven again.

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Mmmm, I get that. Do you think fandom would be more fun if people disassociated from their pen names/alter egos?

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