"Nasal Strips." Just "Nasal Strips," one of my favorite fics ever. And "Terribly Afar." I'm so sad. Foodstamp would have saved it if anyone did. I'm so counting on this.
I KNOW I KNOW. Why would someone deprive people of fan fic? It's not like your Christian name and Social Security number are on the damn story. It's just, like, is fan fiction supposed to be about sharing a story with people who love the fandom, or sucking your own cock? Because I think people who take down their own stories are sort of doing the latter.
Most people are only in fandom to suck their own cock right off the bat, anyway, I think. The backbone of any fandom is popularity, and once you pull yourself out of it, there's no point for your work to be on display anymore cause you're not gaining anything. THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO HEARTS.
I'll never take down my work. I think it'd be so cool to come back twenty years from now and be like, "Woah, I remember doing that."
What weirds me out is that sucking your own cock is no fun. What's fun is letting other people suck your sock, and how are you going to have that happen if you cut your dick off? I know this was a really out-there metaphor but it seems to fit. Ugh, don't tell me I have to vacuum again.
Right on, Burnawayy! Imagine, 20 years from now some kid is going to look at your work and still be awed. That's why you have to stay in this game to win it. It's about gratifying other people.
Ugh, I won't stand for you dissing my close personal friends, everyone on the internet. How dare you. We'll just go over here and suck everyone else's cock.
Baby, you make me so happy, I'm gonna post some Kyle-without-eyes for you. In like a week. Or when I finish it. Ugh, now I need a shower.
SO, LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE. The best "Poker Face" ever, or just one of the best?
WELL YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. I'll only ever suck your cock, Sekrit. What kind of whore do you think I am?
OMG EYELESS!KYLE. I remember that. I can't wait to read it someday. No, I can't wait to try mpreg again. I know I can do better this time!! Also. Showering is for losers, and you're no loser.
It was the best EVER. Mostly because I don't like the song to begin with, but when Cartman sings it...mmmm. Also, I love Kyle's way outdated cell phone. That was cute. AND STAN AND HOW HE LOVES ANIMALS AWWWW.
Really?? I MISSED YOU, TOO. SO MUCH. LET'S CELEBRATE! We should play a game. Let's play who can find the crappiest fic game.
Ugh, you'd better remember that, because 25 pages of it is sitting on my computer waiting to be finished for you. Dude, I get no DeviantArt updates anymore. No one is drawing.
I KNOW I KNOW. I think my favorite part was when Cartman was like, "Me and Kenny don't give two shits about whales," and you could hear that Stan was starting to cry. HIS CARTOON 9-YEAR-OLD SADNESS TOUCHED ME.
Ugh, that game is either way too easy or way too hard. Let's play take a shower and then stay up too late writing fic. Ready?
I AM ECSTATIC. I AM. I PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL HAVE ART UP BY THE MIDDLE OF THIS WEEKEND. What the fuck, fandom?? GOD. I'm sorry.
I like that it was implied that Kyle didn't have Stan's number on his cell, because he was all like, "Hello? Stan?" Or maybe he was playing hard to get, that dirty girl. Stan likes it. WAIT. Stan is still nine, right? He didn't turn ten? I'm so curious about this.
OKAY fine. You play that game, and I'll play the draw fanart game. READY SET GO.
THAT EXCITES ME YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Aw, I just blackmailed someone else into doing my bidding. Awwww.
No, of course Stan's number is on Kyle's cell; it's that Stan was calling from a Japanese phone. Obviously Kyle only keeps his cell phone next to him at all times because he's waiting for Stan to call.
I feel like he didn't really turn anything (although I wish he were 10 because that's one year closer to legit gayness). In most cartoons with negative continuity characters have birthdays but never turn anything. Logistically if he's in fourth grade he should be turning 10 on every birthday.
Because people don't like seeing the "embarrassing mistakes" they did when they were young? Or something. That's my theory, at least. I'm very, very grateful my first fics aren't on the internet anymore.
Yeah, but it's still... kinda... another personality of me, and I'm responsible for the stupid things she/me has done. Though, with SP, I'm not worried. I'll just leave everything as it is, if I some day lose interest. I was just stupid enough to post my first fics under my real name. I never want to be eleven again.
Maybe. Or then, maybe not. We've got enough crazy people running around without them trying to be crazy. Then again, isn't the whole wide internet just a big playground to create new identities and all that?
Sorry, I'm not making any sense here. I'll just go sleep and think about what you asked in the morning.
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Date: 2009-10-27 08:37 (UTC)That's too bad. She's really good.
You know, if I ever quit, I'll just delete my bio and everything, but I'll keep my fics there :O
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Date: 2009-10-28 04:45 (UTC)What fics did this chick do?
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Date: 2009-10-28 04:47 (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-28 05:02 (UTC)God. I need to start saving every good fic I read. As soon as I get my new laptop I'm making a folder for them.
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Date: 2009-10-28 05:06 (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-10-28 05:20 (UTC)I'll never take down my work. I think it'd be so cool to come back twenty years from now and be like, "Woah, I remember doing that."
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Date: 2009-10-28 20:46 (UTC)Right on, Burnawayy! Imagine, 20 years from now some kid is going to look at your work and still be awed. That's why you have to stay in this game to win it. It's about gratifying other people.
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Date: 2009-10-30 05:07 (UTC)EXACTLY!! I'm happy to be making other people happy. Fuck popularity in the ear.
AUGH! I am so excited to start posting again!!
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Date: 2009-10-30 05:21 (UTC)Baby, you make me so happy, I'm gonna post some Kyle-without-eyes for you. In like a week. Or when I finish it. Ugh, now I need a shower.
SO, LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE. The best "Poker Face" ever, or just one of the best?
Really, I missed you. So much.
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Date: 2009-10-30 05:31 (UTC)OMG EYELESS!KYLE. I remember that. I can't wait to read it someday. No, I can't wait to try mpreg again. I know I can do better this time!!
Also. Showering is for losers, and you're no loser.
It was the best EVER. Mostly because I don't like the song to begin with, but when Cartman sings it...mmmm. Also, I love Kyle's way outdated cell phone. That was cute. AND STAN AND HOW HE LOVES ANIMALS AWWWW.
Really?? I MISSED YOU, TOO. SO MUCH. LET'S CELEBRATE! We should play a game. Let's play who can find the crappiest fic game.
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Date: 2009-10-30 05:36 (UTC)I KNOW I KNOW. I think my favorite part was when Cartman was like, "Me and Kenny don't give two shits about whales," and you could hear that Stan was starting to cry. HIS CARTOON 9-YEAR-OLD SADNESS TOUCHED ME.
Ugh, that game is either way too easy or way too hard. Let's play take a shower and then stay up too late writing fic. Ready?
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Date: 2009-10-30 05:43 (UTC)I like that it was implied that Kyle didn't have Stan's number on his cell, because he was all like, "Hello? Stan?" Or maybe he was playing hard to get, that dirty girl. Stan likes it.
WAIT. Stan is still nine, right? He didn't turn ten? I'm so curious about this.
OKAY fine. You play that game, and I'll play the draw fanart game. READY SET GO.
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Date: 2009-10-30 06:10 (UTC)No, of course Stan's number is on Kyle's cell; it's that Stan was calling from a Japanese phone. Obviously Kyle only keeps his cell phone next to him at all times because he's waiting for Stan to call.
I feel like he didn't really turn anything (although I wish he were 10 because that's one year closer to legit gayness). In most cartoons with negative continuity characters have birthdays but never turn anything. Logistically if he's in fourth grade he should be turning 10 on every birthday.
I showered!
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Date: 2009-10-28 09:49 (UTC)I only have "The Only Shape", sorry.
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Date: 2009-10-28 09:54 (UTC)There. Now you're obligated to do me sexual favours.
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Date: 2009-10-28 20:30 (UTC)HOW DID YOU FIND THIS
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Date: 2009-10-29 15:35 (UTC)Lame, I know. It would've been better if I had told you I broke into CIA's databank or something, but no.
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Date: 2009-11-02 21:54 (UTC)Sorry, I'm not making any sense here. I'll just go sleep and think about what you asked in the morning.
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Date: 2009-10-29 04:30 (UTC)I'm going to be up all night saving fic now.
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Date: 2009-10-29 20:38 (UTC)