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series: transpires
Canon-divergent AU: An investigation into the possibility of trans vampires.

some little bells rung
R
Revelations like gashes in the gossamer fabric of chronovamponormativity, ca. 2024.

never bothered
NC17
Shockingly easy to use an awful lot of words to say absolutely nothing, and also sort of everything.

with apologies to susie cave
NC17
Oratorios, and oysters, and bloodied West Elm dish rags, and running into the neighbors in the transition between seasons.

series: vampreg

series: birth story (a joint project with queerofcups; see also birthstory )

S O U T H   P A R K

Fake Hipsters
LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle (+ others, incl. underage) | On Christmas break of his senior year in college, Stan comes home to figure out who he is, and what he wants out of life.

The Other Table
LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle (+ Craig/Kyle; others) | So many boys in the 11th grade class are gay that an academic comes to South Park looking for answers, manipulating Kyle (who is pining for Stan) into cooperating with him.

An Extended Metaphor
LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle | In what way is Kyle like a bicycle?

Three-Legged Race For Sprained Ankle Awareness Bake-Off
LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle | Stan could win the school bake-off, but Cartman has designs on the prize and might be willing to kill for it.

I Came A Long Way to See You, Now I Wish You Were Dead
LJ | FF.net | DA | Stan/Kyle, Craig/Tweek | Stan and Kyle own an antiques shop, but their landlord, Craig, wants to put them out of business.

Catilinarian Orations
LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle | One morning, Kyle wakes up with a vagina.

Fruits and Birds
LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle | Kyle is obsessed with Christmas, and Stan wants to convert to Judaism. What could possibly go wrong?

Things are Getting Kind of Gross
LJ | FF.net | Stan/Kyle, Butters/Kenny/Eric | True, Stan shrieked like a little girl the first time Kyle woke up without any eyes, but Kyle tried not to make fun of the poor guy — if he could have seen his own reflection, he might have shrieked, too.

Liebe Und Krankheit
LJ | FF.net | Kenny/Clyde; Stan/Kyle | Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.

Stan Marsh's Love Plants
Stan/Kyle | For Stan and Kyle, the road to adulthood leads through Oregon.

Keep on Doing What You Do / Jerks on the Loose
LJ | FF.net | Kenny/Craig; Stan/Kyle | Kenny is anything but conventional; Craig is married. These are issues that are best worked out at the school Christmas pageant, yes/no?

clyde rando birthday forever
LJ | DA | Clyde/Butters | Clyde, highly suggestible, is miffed that everyone forgot his birthday.

Subliminal Babywalls
LJ | Stan/Kyle | Kyle wants rimming for his birthday.

Mousefix
Stan/Kyle | On Christmas Eve, a mouse runs across Stan's bedroom floor.

Jew Swap
Wendy assembles 13 old classmates and one rando for a party, only to discover what she should have already known: These people suck.

Walpurgis Night
SPBB.org | Stan/Kyle, Craig/Wendy | After a nuclear attack on the US, Stan decides to rescue Kyle, with whom he's been fighting, from ground zero. Kenny comes along for the ride.

Stanley and the Faun
LJ | Stan/Kyle |Once upon a time there lived a faun who had been banished from the village.

Series: The Rectum is a Tomb

The Rectum is a Tomb
FF.net | Stan/Kyle (+ many, many others), R/NC17, AU
In 1980s London, Stan uses men like Kleenex, drinks, gossips, and pines for Kyle.

You Only Live Twice | Token/Stan, Cartman/Kyle | In his third year at Oxford, 1966-1967, Stanley’s life is at a crossroads. The boy he likes is seeing someone else, his tutor hates his work, and homosexuality is illegal in Britain. Yet a posh, handsome classmate has taken an interest in him; could this be the year Stanley figures out the direction he’s meant to head in? | Prequel to The Rectum is a Tomb

"Go to the MIrror!"
LJ | Stan/Kyle | August 1967 | Prequel to The Rectum is a Tomb.

Love Boat (With Men)
Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, various, R-NC17
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Butters, and Cartman go on a gay party boat together and all of them are super pathetic. (WIP)

Welcome to Yogurt Junction | LJ |Stan/Kyle | Kyle was loathe to discover that he was worth exactly $12.

It's Not Your Time | SPBB.org | Stan/Kyle, Stan/Wendy | One morning shortly after his 13th birthday, Stan wakes up in his own future..

FTM Kyle fics:
0/3 An Unwillingness | Stan/Kyle [pre-slash] | On a joint trip to Sarasota over fall break, Stan experiences a series of firsts.
1/3 First Settlements | Stan/Kyle | Pretty much it was just like any other Saturday.
2/3 How Am I Different | StanKyle | Stan and Kyle both lose something. Two things, in Kyle's case.

Untitled | Stan/Kyle | Stan and Kyle's car breaks down.

Early Evening, Alamo Placita | Stan/Kyle | "Stan is a protective father."

That Mormon Bitch Your Son Married | Stan/Kyle, OMC/OFC | Stan and Kyle are literally old grandpas.

Pulling Mussels | Craig/Clyde, Stan/Kyle | When Craig moves back to South Park following a bad breakup, he intends on living a life of solitude. He should have expected that South Park, and its residents, have a way of dragging you back in.

dad fic | tumblr | LJ | Stan/Kyle | Stan's away on business, so diaper duty falls to Kyle | with great illustration from nhaingen

Last Holiday Weekend | AO3 | tumblr | Stan just wants to watch the Sherlock special in peace. | Another great nhaingen picture included.

First You Get Close, Then You Get Worried | Stan/Kyle, Craig/Clyde | A collection of 11 fics written by request for AU prompts.

Chekhov's Poem | Stan/Kyle | Kyle buys Stan a puppy.

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Gifts

Untitled
Christophe/Kyle
For Bianca.

Untitled
Stan/Kyle, PG13
For fletset, who asked for S/K with a Yom Kippur theme.

For Eishi
Stan/Kyle, PG
For Eishi, who asked for the prompt in walks a timid librarian.

For Fletset
Stan/Kyle, PG
For fletset, who asked for the prompt nightmares.

Empreg
Stan/Kyle, PG13
For Emzy.

For nhaingen: Clyde X Halfie
Halfie/Clyde, PG13
For nhaingen.

border militias and whore-offs
Stan/Kyle, PG13
For nhaingen.

but
Stan/Kyle, incidentally, but other creepy ones, too, PG13
Based on this picture by nhaingen. Mpreg.
When Stan is 13 he has a horrible teen mom problem and has to go live with his uncle in the woods.

drabbles for south park prom
Various pairings, PGish
Drabble requests taken for an event -- multiple characters, pairings, etc.

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Scraps

crossover AU scraps
A loose assemblage of AU parody scraps, dating from 2008 until the sun melts.

Multiplicty of Craigs
Craig/Mephisto, PG13
Craig and Mephisto break up. What's a scientist with a bunch of cloning equipment to do?

Kyle gets a dick piercing
Stan/Kyle, PG13
Exactly what it sounds like.

Deathfic
Stan/Kyle...ish, G
I don't think SARS can kill you.

nine scraps
Various, G-PG13
What it says on the tin.

little hot dogs
Stan/Kyle, G-PG13

70s fic
Stan/Kyle, various, PG13
Kyle is the queen of disco!

 

 

C H E C K     P L E A S E

the model home
PG
It’s going to be better, and that’s great, but sometimes Jack thinks, why can’t it be good right now? Character study.

get the wine pairings
NC17
You go to rehab, go to college, join a professional sports team, live a stable adult life with your long-term partner, realize you probably want to fuck your own dad--you know, that kind of thing. Normal stuff like that.

party pieces
NC17
From the early 2008 so-bad-it's-good sex idea vault: "It’s just him and Kent and the really stupid idea that was beating his ass raw with a hockey stick." Gotta hit it with something, you know?

pace rival crop marathon 22"
NC17
Bitty makes Jack buy a pair of women's yoga pants at Lululemon and then frots against Jack's ass while he wears them.

pace rival crop marathon 22"
NC17
Bitty makes Jack buy a pair of women's yoga pants at Lululemon and then frots against Jack's ass while he wears them.

series: freedom 90

stone fruits in season
PG13
It's quiet in Georgia, and Bitty really needs the time to think.

have fun, stay safe
NC17
Jack had not even gotten his dick out when Kent realized: I will think all the fun out of this.

portrait of a julio-claudian man
NC17
When everything is taken together—the abortion, the proposal, Thanksgiving dinner, his mother—Kent Parson has a very long November.

tumblr was alway garbage
varies
Baby wants eggs. Bitty picks apples. Jack swallows a toothpick. Kent Parson plucks his eyebrows. All that and more in this archive of two and a half years of junk initially posted to Tumblr.

elegy for the over-medium egg
NC17
Shitty has always wanted to fuck Jack Zimmermann, and he's willing to go to Florida to do it.

a brief social history of the omega separatist movement in samwell, mass., c. 1978
NC17
When Bitty left behind his life in Georgia to join an omega separatist commune, the last thing he expected was to fall for an alpha who was barging in where he didn't belong.

series: MFAverse (a tomato_greens collab)

brechtian spectator
NC17
Three people does not constitute an orgy -- but Parse is in town over Labor Day, so Bitty bakes a pie and packs a bag and heads over.

the kt tunstall cover of "boys of summer"
PG13
Day one back at school after winter break: the boiler is out, and Bitty has to be in costume for his screen test as a cocaine fairy in some asinine student film in, like, an hour.

 

Comments

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[rpficother.livejournal.com]

I'd like to be your friend and I was also wondering if there was any way you could help me become a member of treymattluv.livejournal.com? I'm *desperate* for more T/M fic. My own journal is blank because I don't really blog and I also have a bunch of separate journals for each fandom, but I'd be happy to send the maintainer my facebook profile.