Fic I wrote for some reason.

[sekritomg]

Title: Jew Swap
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Several, of both the slash and het varieties.
Summary: Wendy assembles 13 old classmates and one rando for a party, only to discover what she should have already known: These people suck.
Note: Maybe I'll explain later.

( Butters was the first to arrive; his promptness never failed to impress and bewilder. )

Comments

[w0rmsign.livejournal.com]

Just read on ff.net! Was amused! Left a little commentary over there :3

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Yeah, WTF, basically.

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

Ugh, it's easier to reply here than on FF.net. Clyde is saying dumb things because he's drunk. Like, he's barfing by the end of the party. Token's got his back, though.

[w0rmsign.livejournal.com]

I find not-actually-dumb Clyde saying dumb things extremely endearing :] It works for me.

[formerdinosaur.livejournal.com]

I forgot to mention that Token taking care of drunk Clyde was one of the things I loved, aw. And Token's fake heroin, ahh. That was pretty excellent, it felt like a bitch slap to the rest of them, yay Token.

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

At first I was just going to make it real drugs, but, I ended up banking on this being more of a character-defining thing. I dunno.

[formerdinosaur.livejournal.com]

It worked well because I liked the idea of it being real drugs/possibly saving Kenny, but then I didn't feel let down at all when it wasn't, it made a kind of sense that I hadn't even anticipated?! idk but I liked that detail!

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

Well I mean like

Kenny went right from asking his friends for help ... to baking on selling heroin. So I don't feel that bad for him.

[mesangecoeur.livejournal.com]

Aww, poor Kenny. I know how that goes. "Can I sell a kidney for tuition? No? Shit."

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

I wonder if he's tried selling sperm yet? Oh god, I can see some fic where he's, like, 39 and discovers he has like 20 children he's never met who are all starting to turn 18 and ask questions.

[mesangecoeur.livejournal.com]

Haha, oh man, he should. I considered selling eggs, but I'm too weirded out at the thought of having mystery children running around. Maybe Kenny could sell plasma, but not if he's been tattooed in the last year, which is usually my roadblock.

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't sell eggs because it seems really invasive and painful, and also, no one wants eggs from a diabetic ginger. On the other hand, as a lithe tall blond man, and seeing as it involves the opposite of pain, I can see Kenny settling into a sweet life as South Park's primary sperm donor.