Things I have written lately that will never see the light of day

[sekritomg]

- Clyde/Kyle phone sex.
- Prelude to Stan/Kyle barn sex (i.e. they have sex in a barn) which involves Kyle making a huge mess out of his falafel sandwich.
- Kyle and Stan are co-pregnant, which means that Kyle actually has the baby but Stan is the one who lactates. This is a thing Nhaingen came up with but I came up with calling it "co-pregnant."

Comments

[negniahn.livejournal.com]

copreg best preg

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

WAIT FUCK

It was the other way around, Stan was pregnant and Kyle was lactating. And he was really a bitch about it!!!

!!!

[negniahn.livejournal.com]

i am so disgusted with you right now.

stan isn't a big fat cow like kyle okay he can't produce that much milk okay!!!!

[negniahn.livejournal.com]

also if kyle was the pregnant one then he would be justified in complaining more

but since he isn't he has no excuse for being such a fuckin cunt

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

Well it's very hard for him having to wait while it takes Stan a fucking hour to get on his knees to give Kyle pleasure.

[negniahn.livejournal.com]

stan's so selfish

"waaah kyle my jaw is sore weeeehhh"

ugh well apparently it's working well enough for you to whine! now suck my tits

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

God, it's like you're a window to his soul.

[kyley-b.livejournal.com]

These all sound worthy of basking in the sunlight.