Some stupid meme

[sekritomg]

I found this on some other journal, and being -- well, I'm not bored, actually, but I like answering silly questions. Plus I'm trying to find out if anyone still looks at this journal. So, let's play meme.

Name me a character!

I will tell you:

* How I FEEEEEL about this character
* All the people I ship romantically with this character
* My non-romantic OTP for this character
* My unpopular opinion about this character
* One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon

Feel free to ask about anyone, anyone at all. I'm obviously familiar with things that aren't South Park. But do ask about that, too.

Comments

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

Hi, you. Do you have a character request?

[negniahn.livejournal.com]

Cartman's mom.

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

* How I FEEEEEL about this character
Pretty good, actually. She's quite funny and has been graced with character development ... that is also funny, because it prompts hilarious interaction with Cartman.

* All the people I ship romantically with this character
Kenny? Oh, what the fuck, every single person. She's a fucking crack whore.

* My non-romantic OTP for this character
Well, there's no platonic love like a mother for her pookiekins.

* My unpopular opinion about this character
I never, ever thought Cartman and Kyle were related. Ever. Does that count?

* One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon
As long as they write her funny, I don't care. Getting exasperated with Eric's bullshit seems to be a new thing, so it's not old yet.

[negniahn.livejournal.com]

This totally popped into my head as a weak troll but yeah, she is actually a really great, interesting, complex (albeit contradictory) character. I wish there was more well-written fic out there featuring her, apart from Oedipus Complex.

When I was like 16 the Kyle-is-Cartman's-half-brother! theory was so cool because it was so cool to me, and cool. Then I started getting jaded and was hopeful it might happen because, hey, what could break up a stupid pairing like the incest anathema? Then I was like, wait, no, it would make the pairing three times as popular. My bad.

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

Is Oedipus Complex the one where she's too old to be a whore so Cartman like makes her take typing lessons?

There are stories entirely predicated on the validity of this incest. In case you're into fat gay ginger incest. Wait, how silly of me, who isn't?

Anymore?

[negniahn.livejournal.com]

Yep, that's the one. I like that one. It's dead, but I love it. Like Jesus.

God, really? I wouldn't know since I don't exactly look for them. Now I'm retroactively delighted at 201.

[sekrit-omg.livejournal.com]

I read that long, long ago. But I remember being sad that Cartman's mom was so inept. Also, clearly the author was unaware of gerontophila.

Yeah, it's that Endlosung Nazi story.