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Okay, I´m in another country, like it matters. Because there is something wrong with me, I had to check southparkstudios.com to see if anything happened in the past day. (You know, like you do. ... Shut up.)

Anyway, at home I use Firefox, but this free internet is Internet Explorer. So, I go to the website, and it apparently actually admonishes you if it doesn´t like your browser. In the top right box where it usually says something like "Watch all 150-ish episodes now!" with a picture, it´s got a picture of one of the boys insulting IE6. Cartman says, "Only Jews use IE6" or "IE6 ... seriously?" Stan says, "IE6? Dude, weak." Kyle says, "IE6 ... You Bastard!" And that´s like how frequently I´m getting them when I refresh.

If there are any others, I haven´t seen them. Obviously it was too much trouble to include poor Kenny. But at least they didn´t make one with Butters.

I´m sorry, this is probably not news. But I´m really sunburned. (And I accidentally drank too much Cava at dinner.) It just made me absurdly happy.

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MYDOG

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TAKE A SCREENSHOT

TAKE A SCREENSHOT RIGHT NOW, DAMN YOU

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SECONDED

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I´m going to try to copy and paste or something.

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WAIT I GOT IT OMG PRINT SCREEN IN SPANISH IS IMP PANT

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I wish I could. This computer is in a language I don´t speak, and better yet, all the buttons are moved around.

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http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll203/SekritOMG/ie6/stan.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll203/SekritOMG/ie6/kyle.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll203/SekritOMG/ie6/cartman1.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll203/SekritOMG/ie6/cartman2.jpg

GOD FIGURING THAT OUT WAS SO HARD

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OH MY GOD I'M DYING HERE

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Oh god! Don't die!

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I was brought back to life by the sobering realization of my own primitive browser. Uaaagh!

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Ooh, ooh, what country are you in? Spain? Oh my god, I am so fucking jealous right now!! I think you've traveled more in the last few months than I have in my whole life.

IE6 error messages...that is the most amazing thing EVER. I use Explorer, but I don't get them. (I've been refreshing for the last ten minutes.) I've only seen the missing page picture, which made me laugh way too hard and screencap madly. South Park doesn't miss a beat, does it? I really want the job of the person who thinks up all of these website-related things. As it is, it's my dream to build a Cartmanland somewhere in Park County, Colorado.

Kenny? Who the hell is Kenny? Wait, I shouldn't joke like that.

(This is random, but is Cava that pink stuff?) I'm so sorry about your sunburn. I never burn; I tan gorgeously, and I'm sure that makes you feel way better.

Have fun!!

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Yeah, I´m in Spain. This has been a very weird year for me. I don´t usually go anywhere -- but then, it´s also been totally transitional. Anyway, you´re not missing much in the UP. Oh, except people there go by the term "Yoopers." Maybe you also have a friend who knows someone with a run-down cabin you can fill with your own special brand of sexual tension?

I usually don´t get any weird messages, altough THEY JUST PUT UP COMMENTARY FOR MAJOR BOOBAGE OMG OMG OMG. Wait, that´s not ironic. I guess caps are also for excitement. I´m breaking my own rules.

I would go to Cartmanland! I am dying to go on that ghost house ride. But I probably just wouldn´t be allowed in. Seriously, though, how great would it be if it were like Disney Land, and there were an animatronic Stan and Kyle trying to climb the fence?

Hahaha, oh God, poor Kenny. And poor me, I guess -- I have never been tanned once in my entire life. So goddamn you. I am a fucking vampire. And I actually really like the sun. I am envious of that.

More responses on the way! I swear.

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I'm glad you're getting out, though! Umph, that sounded very sarcastic and parental. I managed to hit up a good part of Europe (about a million years ago), but Spain eluded me, depressingly enough...it seems like such a gorgeous place! Did you say you were back now? Yoopers--that is totally awesome, totally Dr. Seuss. I think I'm going to Wyoming soon to visit a ghost town. That'll have to do, I guess, as far as sexual tension receptacles go.

I get so excited when you break your own rules. I mean, I GET SO EXCITED WHEN YOU BREAK YOUR OWN RULES!

Oh, god, Cartmanland would be off the fucking hook if Park County would let me fulfill my visions! Of course, there would be Big Gay Al’s Boat Ride, and then I’d build this creepy mineshaft coaster with underpants gnomes running all over the place. Employees would dress up as the woodland Christmas critters. One esteemed senior staff member would get to be Manbearpig. The animatronic Kyle would not only climb the fence, he’d fall off it at regular intervals and audibly pop his hemorrhoid! GOD, I have such dreams!!

I wish we could trade tanning ability (or lack thereof). I hate the sun; it gives me hives. So do sunscreen and grass. Have I told you this before? I’m getting déjà vu. Oh, look, it’s five in the morning! Maybe that explains it!

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Barcelona was amazing. Madrid was a pit. I didn't go anywhere else. And I'm totally back now -- as much as I enjoyed it, Spain is not my particular country of choice. I hadn't been there before, but I tend to just go along with these things when people express interest. It was interesting, and I got to see a lot of wonderful art, and I got to go to the beach and get attacked by the sun, but I don't speak any Spanish, which I think killed it for me. I just felt so stupid, and a couple times I actually couldn't tell a cab driver where I wanted to go because I didn't know the numbers above 10 so if the address was like 49 ... no, and then I have to pay and get out of the cab. I felt so stupid. Although I learned how to pronounce "plaza." (It's "platha," apparently -- that's not gay at all.)

IT'S NOT LIKE A RULE MORE LIKE A GUIDELINE

Cartmanland is sounding better and better and better. And you know what, it actually sounds like the sort of thing that would actually happen if the studio were in the right mood to work on it. This is actually beginning to sound awesome, like there are so many rides and things that could be incorporated. The gnome mineshaft coaster sounds especially brilliant. Actually, why not just build a Cave of the Winds ride that floods with water, and then you get to take your picture with fake treasure? (Pictures retail for $20, keychain included.) Now I'm thinking of all these things, like, like ... the Japanese Ladder to Heaven free-fall? South Park would actually translate so well into a theme park. There are so many little things you could stick in, it would totally work as the obscene Magic Kingdom. You are brilliant, actually. I'm sorry for horning in on your vision.

You never told me any of that before. I admit, I don't get hives from grass, bu sunscreen does make my skin burn, without fail, which sucks considering I'm like a shade darker than albino. (But I'm seriously not an albino -- I have a color of hair, I swear to god, and also eyes.) I'm just, like, deathly pale.

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I've heard fabulous things about Barcelona. It's on the long list of places I would like to visit. It's good that you're open to new experiences, though; I like to think travel is rarely a bad thing, even when it's miserable, because if nothing else, you can chalk it up to worldly enlightenment. Language barriers are definitely something I would worry about, says the lady with the big mouth. I have nightmares about miscommunication. (Platha, oh my god, that is awesome! I've just repeated it like forty times trying to make it sound right. It's not working.)

See? See?? The world needs this theme park!! I think I've been to Cave of the Winds before, I think, and it's no more exciting than any other similar tourist trap in the nation. Plus, it's in Colorado Springs, a place that seriously deserves to be flooded. So we could just snag the whole place and dump it in Cartmanland. Ladder to Heaven ride is fucking amazing. Then we've got a Mr. Hankey sewer log ride or something, a Plane-arium, and a Big Wheel racetrack. Oh, help me with this! Why can't Park County learn to capitalize? There is so much potential.

I kind of wish I were paler, actually. I think lighter skin is beautiful; tanning is so overhyped. But I would hate burning. I mean, as if anyone likes it.

It took me far too long to write this reply. Stupid fatigue and oh-so-slight iron deficiency. I'm so not with it today.

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And the horrible thing is before I figured this out I kept saying "plazzzzzzzzzah" like a big American douche and they kept giving me that very 'no comprende' look, like I was a big American douche, which I was, but ... come on. If some, say, German person kept saying street as "shtreet" I would still know what they were talking about.

Okay, rant over. Barcelona's cool. Go there. Eat cheap seafood. See crazy buildings.

I am now beginning to wonder if I am just fucking delusional, or if this would actually be the amazing idea is seems like it would be. It would totally get me to go back to Colorado. (Yes, I've been to Vail, who wants to touch me?) I would have to skip the Mr. Hankey ride, as it would shatter my illusion that I can pretend that character doesn't exist. Still, I admit it totally works. And ... I guess it wouldn't be real poo. (And if I'm wrong, don't correct me.)

In all honesty, I would look ridiculous with darker skin. It's just so freaking, like, sensitive and crap.

Iron deficiency? Oh no! Time to eat some ... uh, what has iron in it?

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You know, that actually occurred to me recently. I started thinking, what kind of asshole ignores an obvious cognate solely to make someone feel stupid? Plaza, platha? Seriously? That's just stupid. Unless "plaza" actually means "please fondle my buttocks" in Spanish, in which case I think you got off pretty easy.

No no no. You're not delusional. This idea is so horrible that it is incredibly good. Please don't lose faith in our cause; just belieeeeve. That'll be seventeen-fifty and here's your free t-shirt. You've been to Vail? Stroke stroke oooh. I think I'm the only person in this whole state who hasn't been. I used to hate Mr. Hankey, but that Christmas episode just rocked my fucking socks off. "Sweet silver bells all seem to say ding-dong m'kay?" VERY M'KAY WITH ME. I must reiterate that I still laugh hysterically at fart jokes.

OH, I got it, maybe you should carry around an umbrella! I'm sorry, I should be more sympathetic. It's just that my tanning ability is about the only thing I've got going for me, skin-wise.

Meat? Protein isn't always iron, is it? I don't know. I just take iron supplements.

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In which case I want to know where my buttock fondling went.

Yeah I went to Vail when I was much younger. I'm like 57 so that could have been at any time, ever. I don't remember what was there or what I did, butit wasn't skiing. Oh, I think I saw a movie. We were there for about a day.

Shut up, I've totally considered getting one of those horrible parasols they sell in Chinatown. I just need to find a really frilly one so I can work my supar-hawt EGL look to the max.

Look man, I don't know, the only thing I sometimes have a deficiency of is sodium, but you basically fix that by eating tablespoons of salt, which really isn't a problem.

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Hahahaha that's awesome!!
And damn about your burn.
I burn too, then the day I stop being so damn red I go a nice shade of brown... Or so I think, until I stand next to my olive-skinned brother. I guess that's what happens when I sit inside most of my life and take after the german side of the family.
I have IE, but I don't have the messages, then I checked and I have IE7. Damn! I'll go on the other computer and see if I get them.
Hope you're having fun in Spain!!!

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I hate people who tan. Screw all of you. It's not even so much that I want to tan, it would just be nice to be able to go outside without SPF 70. Luckily, I don't seem to be burned, but I had some kind of sunstroke, because it was definitely burning ... I don't know. Very weird.

They might just be against IE6. Or it might just be anti-Spanish propaganda. And I'm back now. How are you today?

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Haha yeah, down to those who tan!
I'm alright unless I'm up north (Australian) then I burn if I stay outside for a while... I turn mostly nocturnal up there. This year I did such a great job of staying not-burnt, then came back down home and got burnt the first weekend. Go figure.

I checked the other day and my old computer does actually have IE6. I was shocked. However I was unable to check if it was anti-IE6 or anti-Spanish because the internet wasn't working. My old computer has issues.

And I'm fantastic today. How are you? And how was Spain?

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Spain was pretty cool, although nothing in life is without pain. I'm doing okay. I have a lot of work to get done, and I'm kind of sitting here trying to reply to a bunch of LJ comments because I feel like a huge whore when I don't.

Yeah, I don't know what it was -- the browser or the country or what. I just kind of got way too happy to see them rip on IE, even thought I am technically an MS fangirl.

You're from Australia? I think you're in good company. Seems like a lot of people hanging around the SP fandom are. I have to admit, I've never been. How is it? What a vague question. Interpret freely.

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Haha. I absolutely hate IE. It's screwed up my computer because of it's crappy security, but it's such an old computer I'm over caring. Plus I was given Mum's laptop once she got a new one so I don't need the computer anymore. I only use it to play the sims 2 when I get extremely bored, or when i want to escape reality.

Australia is extremely cold. Well, in Victoria it is. I absolutely hate the cold. I attempt to hibernate every winter but my plans are always foiled. Up north is nice. Green, rainforesty and pretty. Where I live there are just cows everywhere. I'm surrounded by dairy farmers. I'm getting out as soon as I can.
It's not too bad here though, except the late movie releases are killing me. Downloading is tedious. What happened to worldwide releases? Why are we last? WHY?! Just because we're all a bunch of bread-stealing convicts!

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I love Sims 2! But yeah, I got a new computer, and I don't want to install the whole thing on it again, so I'm just waiting for Sims 3 now. I like building houses. Or killing people.

I always thought Australia was hot. Or do you mean right now, because it depends on the season? How cold are you talking about, anyway? I like cows -- they're kinda pimp. But they do smell, right? Sounds like Wisconsin.

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Yeah I like building houses and wishing I had enough money to REALLY build them. Killing people is fun too, a friend and I once killed off an entire family except their teenage son, the policeman, the fireman, the postie, the newspaper delivery guy... Just about anyone who came to the house or walked past was killed. We locked them in a room and they couldn't get out. We had a nice collection of vehicles too. When the last person died, the grim reaper actually went to the toilet. It was hilarious.

It's just about always cold where I live. Except in summer, it gets to around 40-45 degrees celcius occasionally, but we're always up north when it does.
Cold is no more than 17 degrees C for the last three months. I hate it.
Yeah cows smell, only when you get close to them though. We're pretty much used to it now. Thankfully we don't own any ourselves.

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Wow, man, you have like a whole genocidal system going. I just like to "accidentally" let things happen. Oops, forgot to get a smoke alarm! Etc. I rarely bother with vehicles, thought -- the driveways and garages are hideous.

Are you nuts? Cold is like 0 degrees F or, more realistically, between 20 and 30 for four months. This past winter we were down below zero several times. Whereas 17 degrees C would be like in the 50s. Where you live must be somewhat tropical for that to seem (relatively) cold.