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Okay, I´m in another country, like it matters. Because there is something wrong with me, I had to check southparkstudios.com to see if anything happened in the past day. (You know, like you do. ... Shut up.)
Anyway, at home I use Firefox, but this free internet is Internet Explorer. So, I go to the website, and it apparently actually admonishes you if it doesn´t like your browser. In the top right box where it usually says something like "Watch all 150-ish episodes now!" with a picture, it´s got a picture of one of the boys insulting IE6. Cartman says, "Only Jews use IE6" or "IE6 ... seriously?" Stan says, "IE6? Dude, weak." Kyle says, "IE6 ... You Bastard!" And that´s like how frequently I´m getting them when I refresh.
If there are any others, I haven´t seen them. Obviously it was too much trouble to include poor Kenny. But at least they didn´t make one with Butters.
I´m sorry, this is probably not news. But I´m really sunburned. (And I accidentally drank too much Cava at dinner.) It just made me absurdly happy.
Anyway, at home I use Firefox, but this free internet is Internet Explorer. So, I go to the website, and it apparently actually admonishes you if it doesn´t like your browser. In the top right box where it usually says something like "Watch all 150-ish episodes now!" with a picture, it´s got a picture of one of the boys insulting IE6. Cartman says, "Only Jews use IE6" or "IE6 ... seriously?" Stan says, "IE6? Dude, weak." Kyle says, "IE6 ... You Bastard!" And that´s like how frequently I´m getting them when I refresh.
If there are any others, I haven´t seen them. Obviously it was too much trouble to include poor Kenny. But at least they didn´t make one with Butters.
I´m sorry, this is probably not news. But I´m really sunburned. (And I accidentally drank too much Cava at dinner.) It just made me absurdly happy.
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Date: 2008-06-29 11:16 (UTC)I get so excited when you break your own rules. I mean, I GET SO EXCITED WHEN YOU BREAK YOUR OWN RULES!
Oh, god, Cartmanland would be off the fucking hook if Park County would let me fulfill my visions! Of course, there would be Big Gay Al’s Boat Ride, and then I’d build this creepy mineshaft coaster with underpants gnomes running all over the place. Employees would dress up as the woodland Christmas critters. One esteemed senior staff member would get to be Manbearpig. The animatronic Kyle would not only climb the fence, he’d fall off it at regular intervals and audibly pop his hemorrhoid! GOD, I have such dreams!!
I wish we could trade tanning ability (or lack thereof). I hate the sun; it gives me hives. So do sunscreen and grass. Have I told you this before? I’m getting déjà vu. Oh, look, it’s five in the morning! Maybe that explains it!
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Date: 2008-06-29 17:03 (UTC)IT'S NOT LIKE A RULE MORE LIKE A GUIDELINE
Cartmanland is sounding better and better and better. And you know what, it actually sounds like the sort of thing that would actually happen if the studio were in the right mood to work on it. This is actually beginning to sound awesome, like there are so many rides and things that could be incorporated. The gnome mineshaft coaster sounds especially brilliant. Actually, why not just build a Cave of the Winds ride that floods with water, and then you get to take your picture with fake treasure? (Pictures retail for $20, keychain included.) Now I'm thinking of all these things, like, like ... the Japanese Ladder to Heaven free-fall? South Park would actually translate so well into a theme park. There are so many little things you could stick in, it would totally work as the obscene Magic Kingdom. You are brilliant, actually. I'm sorry for horning in on your vision.
You never told me any of that before. I admit, I don't get hives from grass, bu sunscreen does make my skin burn, without fail, which sucks considering I'm like a shade darker than albino. (But I'm seriously not an albino -- I have a color of hair, I swear to god, and also eyes.) I'm just, like, deathly pale.
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Date: 2008-07-02 06:16 (UTC)See? See?? The world needs this theme park!! I think I've been to Cave of the Winds before, I think, and it's no more exciting than any other similar tourist trap in the nation. Plus, it's in Colorado Springs, a place that seriously deserves to be flooded. So we could just snag the whole place and dump it in Cartmanland. Ladder to Heaven ride is fucking amazing. Then we've got a Mr. Hankey sewer log ride or something, a Plane-arium, and a Big Wheel racetrack. Oh, help me with this! Why can't Park County learn to capitalize? There is so much potential.
I kind of wish I were paler, actually. I think lighter skin is beautiful; tanning is so overhyped. But I would hate burning. I mean, as if anyone likes it.
It took me far too long to write this reply. Stupid fatigue and oh-so-slight iron deficiency. I'm so not with it today.
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Date: 2008-07-02 16:20 (UTC)Okay, rant over. Barcelona's cool. Go there. Eat cheap seafood. See crazy buildings.
I am now beginning to wonder if I am just fucking delusional, or if this would actually be the amazing idea is seems like it would be. It would totally get me to go back to Colorado. (Yes, I've been to Vail, who wants to touch me?) I would have to skip the Mr. Hankey ride, as it would shatter my illusion that I can pretend that character doesn't exist. Still, I admit it totally works. And ... I guess it wouldn't be real poo. (And if I'm wrong, don't correct me.)
In all honesty, I would look ridiculous with darker skin. It's just so freaking, like, sensitive and crap.
Iron deficiency? Oh no! Time to eat some ... uh, what has iron in it?
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Date: 2008-07-03 10:55 (UTC)No no no. You're not delusional. This idea is so horrible that it is incredibly good. Please don't lose faith in our cause; just belieeeeve. That'll be seventeen-fifty and here's your free t-shirt. You've been to Vail? Stroke stroke oooh. I think I'm the only person in this whole state who hasn't been. I used to hate Mr. Hankey, but that Christmas episode just rocked my fucking socks off. "Sweet silver bells all seem to say ding-dong m'kay?" VERY M'KAY WITH ME. I must reiterate that I still laugh hysterically at fart jokes.
OH, I got it, maybe you should carry around an umbrella! I'm sorry, I should be more sympathetic. It's just that my tanning ability is about the only thing I've got going for me, skin-wise.
Meat? Protein isn't always iron, is it? I don't know. I just take iron supplements.
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Date: 2008-07-03 15:06 (UTC)Yeah I went to Vail when I was much younger. I'm like 57 so that could have been at any time, ever. I don't remember what was there or what I did, butit wasn't skiing. Oh, I think I saw a movie. We were there for about a day.
Shut up, I've totally considered getting one of those horrible parasols they sell in Chinatown. I just need to find a really frilly one so I can work my supar-hawt EGL look to the max.
Look man, I don't know, the only thing I sometimes have a deficiency of is sodium, but you basically fix that by eating tablespoons of salt, which really isn't a problem.
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Date: 2008-07-06 05:52 (UTC)You went to Vail and saw a movie? That's awesome. It's like going to Disneyland just to eat a hot dog or something. OR WALKING INTO MOVIE THEATRES JUST FOR POPCORN AHEM.
Oh, my god. Are you talking about EGL as in elegant gothic lolita?? I swear, my mental image of you could not be any more spectacular. What an INSANELY beautiful fashion. If I could pull it off, nay, if I could pull off ANY fashion, I would be the happiest girl in the world. Isn't it difficult to maintain? It's so gorgeously detailed. I'm stopping now just in case you're talking about something different, but oh man, I could gush for days.
I didn't know it was possible to be sodium-deficient in the United States. Oh, wait, I don't even know where you live!
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Date: 2008-07-06 18:23 (UTC)I actually do recall specifically getting popcorn at that movie. But then, even if I couldn't, I get popcorn at every single movie I go to or I consider paying for the movie a waste of money. One exception to this rule -- if I'm with a boy I need to impress by not eating popcorn. Does this make sense? No. Anyway, I was in Vail on my way to somewhere else. And except for seeing that movie, I can't remember anything else about it. I guess it was snowy.
Yeah, that's what I meant, but let me crush your dreams right here. I am not that cool, or really cool at all. I am not an EGL -- well, not really. I was kind of joking -- because I not-so-secretly really wish I were. I do only wear skirts, and I do only wear black, and I do tend to dress in parody of femininity. But like you said, it's a ridiculously elaborate, expensive style to maintain, and when I first got the idea, I went out into the world and discovered that to buy all of this specialty clothing would ruin me financially. Plus, it's completely not socially acceptable. (That wouldn't stop me, though.) In conclusion, I wasn't lying -- I have considered carrying around a frilly parasol. So, now I really really feel embarrassed.
Oh, I definitely live in the United States. It doesn't make any sense to me, but I guess I could mail you my bloodwork reports from now on. Or post them to DA or something. If I drew some gay sex in the corner I might reap a couple hits.
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Date: 2008-07-11 03:19 (UTC)A new theatre opened in Denver recently. It's something like twelve dollars a ticket, but you get free refillable drinks and popcorn. This is bad for me because I get sick of popcorn pretty quickly, but you could totally go in there with a trash bag or something and just stock up for the winter. God, I can't imagine not eating to impress a guy...I guess I like food too much. More than I like most guys, I think. But I've accrued points on a few dates by actually matching them bite for bite, how the hell does that work??
Oh, I feel bad for totally flipping a bitch over EGL now, not that you lost any cool marks or anything...I mean, you said you dress in a parody of femininity. Fuck yeah!! That sounds incredible. Can you elaborate without giving away any sekrits? I also dream of dressing in gorgeous doll-like clothes and being total eye candy, not that I'd be able to pull it off, since I rarely wear skirts or anything. Oh, and I look funny. If you can work a lacy parasol, you are my fashion hero. I'm actually a little relieved you aren't SUPERHARDCORE!EGL, because I was feeling crazily unsophisticated.
Yeah, mail them reports, plz. Just what I need, even more creepy stalker information about you, and HEY, GAY SEX!! I actually thought briefly about posting a picture of my driver's license as my ID on dA just for the lulz. I'm an organ donor. Badassery.
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Date: 2008-07-12 15:13 (UTC)Ugh, I look ridiculous. Nothing matches, and I wear all these ridiculous bows in my hair, and crap. And I'm super into horrible tights, but my thighs rub together, so I have to wear bike shorts in the summer. Actually, I look okay in the less hot-as-balls months, because you can get away with layers of all sorts of weird crap, but in the summer I just throw on these horrible junky T-shirts and look so lame, not that I think wearing shorts instead of skirts would help.
I'm an organ donor too. Do you have to have two witnesses sign the back of your license? 'Cause we do, and I've never done it.
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Date: 2008-07-13 04:55 (UTC)Okay, no, that is really, really hot. Horrible tights are amazing, and I love bows. Your style sounds incredibly individualistic--I'm right there with you on the T-shirts, but if I tried to pull off anything more, I'd get clubbed to death on the streets for sheer fugly. Seriously, more power to you. I've still got this super badass mental image of you, by the way.
No, I didn't need witness signatures...that's weird. What's that for, liability or something? I'm going to ask about that if I pop by the DMV anytime soon for voter registration, maybe.
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Date: 2008-07-14 06:13 (UTC)- Popcorn, dope
- Impressing boys, unnecessary if you have confidence and you seem to have it whereas I have ... less?
- Spanish-speaking persons, horrible; purchase videogames sometimes
- You say individualistic, I say one step above hobo rag doll
- If I die and they pull my corpse out of a flaming pile of wreckage maybe little Billy won't get my eyes because I didn't have two witnesses sign my license, but I don't live in Colorado or anything, so who knows what laws you people have
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Date: 2008-07-14 06:48 (UTC)-I do like me some dope. I kid! Popcorn gets stuck in my teeth, though.
-I'd call that "awareness of your actions," and I lack that quality, so good for you.
-There are a shitload of Spanish-speakers where I live! 30% of my graduating class was Hispanic, which isn't Spain-Spanish, but still. Come to Colorado. Visit my store and ask for "the hot Asian chick." Or not.
-Hobo rag dolls are way sexier than dime-a-dozen preps in buckled Mary Janes.
-Okay, first of all, I KNOCKED ON WOOD. And second, Colorado has laws like, "You can totally turn left on a red arrow if there's not a sign nearby that says you can't." It makes no sense. No one knows anything here.
Yeah, that took me too long for a summary.
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Date: 2008-07-14 22:20 (UTC)- Well, I mean, that's why I floss systematically, all the popcorn
- Okay, but there's awareness of your actions, and then there's being a crazy skank, which is kind of an apt description of me
- If I ever do come to Colorado, I will come to your store and ask for the hot Asian chick -- promise
- Shut up! I wear Mary Janes!
- That .... makes no sense
Isn't this distilled way of doing things kind of awesomely streamlined? But then, also not.
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Date: 2008-07-16 08:12 (UTC)-Mint floss is bomb. Keeps away the cavity creeps.
-Are you really? We went from you making good impressions with boys to being a crazy skank. I feel like I missed a step.
-Wait, hopefully I'll have quit by then. Or gotten to the point where people bother to actually learn my name.
-Oh, I do too! Being a dime-a-dozen prep, I'm sure they look better on you, is what I meant.
-It's Colorado. It snows in June.
Mmm, oh baby, it was so much easier the second time!
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Date: 2008-07-16 08:31 (UTC)- Good answer: You have to impress them before you sleep with them
- Better answer: One can be a skank and still impress boys
- Best answer: I wasn't being quite literal
- Although I was asked at work repeatedly to refrain from wearing shorts skirts
- If I go into the store they'll be all, hello, good afternoon, and I'll just say, May I please speak to Imaginaaation? And they'll be like, That's an intangible concept and no, you may not
- Mary Janes are awesome in all forms
- Yuck
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Date: 2008-07-16 12:28 (UTC)-Depending on how much they've had to drink?
-Sometimes being a skank is impressive in and of itself, I think.
-About the crazy part or the skank part?
-God, how I envy you and your short skirts! They are so liberating. And ventilated.
-Haha! The trick is drawing out that "a" to the right length. You'd have a better shot if you asked for "Foodstamp," because GameStop doesn't pay shit.
-They're pretty fucking sweet. I've got five pairs of the same shoes, and it's worth it.
-New point: I wanted to stay up and respond to everything because I work all day tomorrow, but I can't keep my eyes open, damn it!
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Date: 2008-07-18 15:57 (UTC)- Aw, that little speech was ridiculous and hilarious
- Come to think of it, yeah, there's an inverse correlation
- Agreed
- The skank part
- My secret dream is to go pantsless all the time
- OMG! Social commentary! Shame on you, GameStop!
- Which shoes? I'm a sucker for Campers, if you want to know the truth -- they're kind pricey but they make heels possible and they last a while
- Well, now I'm behind again
- Fuck
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Date: 2008-07-24 06:11 (UTC)-I was in macroeconomics when that episode aired. I quoted him on my final.
-I like crazy skanks, anyway. I nearly applied at Hooters once(not that I have any).
-I'm currently living your dream.
-GameStop makes me want to die. Oh! What games do you have for your DS?
-Well, I'm poor(ish), so they're basically cheap Mary Jane knockoffs. They're heels with buckles on them, and they go so well with offensive ankle socks. Campers are beautiful! How much do they cost?
-I was behind for a long, loooong time. But I'm doing this now, so help me god.
-Buck up!
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Date: 2008-07-24 06:21 (UTC)- Macro? Ha! I'd have failed that shit so fast
- You must be brilliant
- Wait, this is the annoying bullet-point thread
- I hear they take anyone
- To be completely honest? Underwear only at the moment
- It must have some redeeming qualities. Right? Anyway: I have the Simpsons Game, and Mario 64 DS. Everything else is GBA stuff -- I refuse to buy a new game until I at least finish one, which is a problem I often have
- They run anywhere from about $100 to $150 -- I have two pairs, and they are the most comfortable shoes in the universe. I couldn't wear heels at all if not for Campers
- I bucked
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Date: 2008-07-24 10:54 (UTC)-Nono, all the tests were open-book, and the teacher thought I was "funny" because I wrote things like "use fancier tablecloths" as a method of boosting restaurant sales.
-Also, I'm not attending a good school right now, and it shames me to admit that.
-I like this thread!
-I woke the fuck up before I applied, but seriously, do you think they'd actually take an A-cup?
-Me too! Undies and glasses. Hawt.
-Well, I get a 30% discount at Barnes & Noble, and I get to tell a million people a day that we DO NOT have fucking Wiis in stock.
-Teehee, I was going to shyly ask you if you'd like to hit me up via wi-fi, but in retrospect, I think multiplayer DS shit is random. I feel silly. Moving right along.
-My god! Besides being purdy, why are they expensive? Are they pretty well-built?
-I like bucking!
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Date: 2008-07-24 15:40 (UTC)- Look, humor is totally a valid form of response in academic settings; I'd never even enroll in econ, so there you go
- A lot of people don't attend good schools -- it has nothing to do with your intelligence or whatever
- I have heard -- but forget where, so take it with a grain of salt -- that you don't need boobs to work there (OMG cue numerous Butters/Kyle-works-at-Raisins fics)
- Um, yeah, I also usually take out my contacts and do this in glasses (which are reallllly ugly and I don't wear them in public)
- A 30 percent discount at B and N would make anything worth it to me, oh my God
- Yeah, you don't want to play The Simpsons game -- but I'd totally try to do wi-fi with you, in theory, assuming I could figure it out
- They're the fucking solidest shoes ever except for Fluevogs, which are more expensive (or Docs, ditto, which I wear a lot in the winter); they're Spanish; I walk a great deal and they have made it for over a year without falling apart or even beginning to
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Date: 2008-07-25 05:36 (UTC)-I only took macro because I didn't want to take some other "how the world works" class, really.
-Oh, seriously, thank you for saying that...my classmates seem to think otherwise.
-Golly, Ben Barrett totally wrote that one, didn't he?
-What do they look like?
-Yeah, it is pretty fucking awesome, but it raises the question as to why I'm not just working there instead.
-I've actually heard that the Simpsons game was pretty funny. And I guess Mario is only local wi-fi, damn it, so next time you come to Vail to watch a movie or whatever, let me know.
-I had to google Fluevogs, and now I'm in love, oh god. I have sort-of-Doc knockoffs, but they're already getting a little beaten up halfway through the year.
(-My cat was apparently sitting in my closet for the last two hours, and he just jumped out and scared the hell out of me.)
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Date: 2008-07-25 05:56 (UTC)- Take it from someone who went to a "good" school -- education and name brands are in many ways a sham, and there are plenty of fucking morons at good schools (I could soapbox on this for days)
- I believe he wrote it based on an RP
- My glasses? Uh, they're purple, have oval lenses, and are greasy as fucking hell
- It's funny, but extremely tedious, and the gameplay is extremely poor; it's only worthwhile if you love the Simpsons (which, I did)
- The Mario connection games are all face-off star collections, and ... I'm pretty good at those, but come on
- Fluevogs go on sale a lot; Docs last forever (and take nearly as long to break in) so they're actually kind of an investment
(- Why is your cat so much cooler than I am? I want to sit in the closet for two hours)
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Date: 2008-07-25 06:30 (UTC)-I would love to hear your soapbox rant, seriously, because I think I might be sitting on the opposite end of the schooling spectrum.
-Did he? That explains a lot. RP is so awkward. I tried it for about two days and got too shy.
-Your glasses actually sound quite awesome! I wish I could pull off colored frames.
-Is that the one that's a parody on a bunch of other games? I like the Simpsons, but I haven't seen it for a long time.
-Ugh, I haven't actually started Mario, yet; the controls are throwing me off--why can I not run with my arrow buttons??
-They sound like they're worth it, though. Are they heavy?
(-I've been sitting in a closet for nineteen years. NO JUST KIDDING. The cat sleeps about 20 hours a day, though. Lazy ass creature.)
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